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The Dickheads Sweatshirt

$65.41 AUD (plus tax)

Some people will see your brilliance immediately. Others will require charts, witnesses, and several years of personal growth.

This sweatshirt is for the second group.

Framed in delicate wildflowers, the message is equal parts encouragement and accurate reporting. It is sweet enough to wear to brunch, honest enough to save you from explaining yourself, and particularly useful on days when your boundaries could use a spokesperson.

Wear it whenever you need a gentle reminder that another person’s inability to recognize your magnificence is not compelling evidence against it.

They’re wrong, though.

Dickheads.

Available in white and gray heather, sizes S–2XL

Select color: White

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
  • Twin-needle top stitch on all seams
  • Herringbone back neck tape
  • Half-moon detail on the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Dickheads Sweatshirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27.17
19.69
25
M
27.95
21.26
25.79
L
28.74
22.83
26.57
XL
29.92
24.8
26.77
2XL
30.91
26.77
26.97

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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